May 2013
3 tags
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
ipoog:
giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer
2 tags
Honestly, the only smart thing you did was trick two dumb girls. Actually no, you’re the dumb one. I always kind of knew but never wanted to believe it. And I’m not even that mad, I’m more upset that you hurt her. After everything you two have been through to lie to her. Like you’re so stupid. And you will get everything you deserve. Trust me.
formuioli:
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
priest-of-rage:
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
